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Candle — "Light Me... When The Dog Farts" Funny Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Candle — "Light Me... When The Dog Farts" Funny Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Regular price $15.99 USD
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Size
9oz
Diameter, in 2.80
Height, in 3.50

This 9oz soy candle brings warmth, humor, and clean-burning aromatics to cozy corners. Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, it offers 50–60 hours of even, soot-free glow in a reusable glass jar. Choose from twelve thoughtfully composed scents — from Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to Sea Salt + Orchid or calming White Sage + Lavender — or go unscented when you just want soft light. Each jar wears a glossy permanent label and meets ASTM safety standards. The playful “Light me... when the dog farts” label adds a cheeky, homey touch that sparks smiles at casual gatherings, movie nights, or relaxed evenings at home.

Product features

- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick

- Reusable glass jar; cleans easily for decor or storage

- 50–60 hour burn time; ASTM safety compliant

- Available in 11 scent; all scents share the same wax color

- Glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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